Mario Kart World Record

Welcome to the bro zone. Today I'mma show you all the tricks I know. Move. Check out this one. You bros. I call this the 100 Grand Canyon jump. How come it didn't work? I call this one the broke bounce. Please. And that's the mine. Everybody in the entire animal kingdom knows about this crap shortcut. You just go for this. Boom. It's so easy for my taste and the way that that I play is just too basic for me. The way that I like to do it. Check this out. Now that's road time right there. Next time you're cruising in El Dorado Canyon, check this one out, dude. That'll save you 7 seconds right there. Ever wonder how water ever got to the desert? Dude, check this out, bro. This will save you 7 seconds. Yo, next time you're on Dolo Ridge, check this out. Oh, wait. Yo, this guitar makes me want to spill. Check this out, bro. You guys ready for some bro Check out this. How was your fossar? Bro tip history, dude. Read it, but never don't read it twice. Otherwise, you're doomed to repeat it. A lot of time I'll see bros like waste a mushroom to take this shortcut, bro. Just save your mushroom for me. I got a better way. Check this out. Bounce off of the top of the tire. It's way faster. Next time you're playing sh, bro, check this out, man. You go this way instead. Boom. Jump on the rail. Simple. Then what you say there? Go up here. Boom. Take the bro stairs. I call that. Now watch this. Once you're up here, this is where it gets nice. Boom. Boom. Boom. You see what I'm saying? Boom. Boom. Jump off this. Now, this is a new technique. A lot of people don't know about this. Boom. You can do that. Boom. You can do that. That's That's so easy what I just did there, bro. Next time this shy guy's here, try hit him with your head, bro. Oh, I call this a bromo moment. Look at this. Hey bro, call me bro Santa because this shortcut is my gift to you. Come on, bro. Bam. Off the bro like but you only have crown town unlocked. Don't worry about it, bro. Just jump off the triceratops's head, you dumb dumb. Off the pink Yoshi. Onto the off the car. I love this zone so much. Off the evil Yoshi. Go towards the funny Yosh. Bounce off of him. Birdo jewelry. This is where I eat breakfast through the window. I think this might be a fun game. Is it fun? Is it fun? I think it might be fun. I think it might be a fun game. Let's see. Can I do this? I think it might be a good and fun game. Maybe. Let's Let's find out. Let's see if this works. Is it good or not? I'm thinking it might be good. Move. Just call this place Broser's Castle. Check this out. Next time you playing Bowser's Castle, go off the brochain, dude. Then start get this drift. Go on this thing. Sh this. Now watch this part. This is where it gets crazy. Jump. Going this thing. Bounce off of here. Go around that corner. See what I'm saying? Down. Bro, we're going through the bro title, bro. Oh no. Bro, what if I'm playing airship fortress? Bro, what do you think these bullet bills are here for? Did they help you out, dude? Look. Wait. If you're smart, the bullet bills are actually your ally. Just do this. I quit. This is far and away the hardest shortcut in the game. Before you try this, say bro into a mirror three times. It'll grant you good luck. Check out this one. This is my 78th attempt. Let's try and win this now. Huh? What did I do? Sometimes just got to kick back and take the easy shortcuts, bro. I call that one the Nintendo bro switch, too. Bro, when you see this bro cliff, dude, you got to say stuff like this, man. We are now approaching Bro Bridge. Every chunk cat I see playing this is doing it all wrong. You want to hit as many of these pose in the middle as you can, bro. Watch this on my YouTube video. Bro bones. That's the way, bro. Bro, bro, bro, what if we went over the bro? I may be a cow, but I ain't no coward. When you see this, you got to go for it, bro. Bro, bro, bro, we're going to Great Black Ruins. I got some great shortcuts for you, bro. Check me out on this one, you bros. Look at this. Boom. See what I'm saying? Oh, wait, wait, wait. All right. Check me out on this one, you bros. Check this. Boom. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Watch, watch, bro. Watch. No, I'm gonna eat you, brother. Check this out, guys. Hulk Rogan style. That's not right. It's turning night time now. I'm going to get this, you guys. What if I were to just drop the whole bro and just play as I naturally am. Nope, that wouldn't work. That's the way to win. And I go up this Bro, that's the way to do it, bros. This is the wrong way, bros. I'm getting a bro idea. What if you say this? That's way better, bro. Idea. What if there was a guy called the bro of bros and he could do this? Oh my god. Oh my god. When you get here, say bro. Then when you get over here, say where you say go way down, bro. Then when you get over here, take this turn. Take the bro rail. Jump on the bro bridge. Jump over here. Say, brother. Got to jump this. A Tony, activate bromo. Now watch what I say. Deactivate bromo. Now this next part actually accomplishes more than everything that I just did. But I only do it because it looks cool. Did you see that, bro? This shortcut is level 10 bro classify. Don't even show your closest bros this trick. Okay. Pretty much every person in the entire world knows to go off of this and then they jump onto the right side to get the billboard. Let me tell you this. If everybody walked off a cliff, would you do it? Or would you walk off of the faster, much better cliff that chops 50 seconds off your time, bro? Bro, what if you could be like this? Oh my god. Bro, no. Bro, no. That's No, bro. No way. No way in No way in the world. I can do it. I can do it. If you do it just right, you can do it. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. This is bro time. Everybody watching at home, hit the bro button on your keyboard. It's going to work. It's going to work. I'm going to name this shortcut after me. Brony Hawk, this shortcut is like impossible, but it saves you like one second if you do it. Check on this one, bro. Check on this one. Bro, what if I act like Donkey Kong? Hey everybody, how about a banana for me? That's what he would say. Get How dare you monster Donkey Kong? Come on. What if I'm like this? I'm hungry now. I'm going to go get a sandwich from Berto's Jewelry.