Dunk Veins 2

Oh man, I thought it was Max Pain, too. I don't even know what Code Vein is. Is it like Dark Souls 3II? I played it now. >> The Resurgence. >> Oh, sure. The Resurgence. Yep. >> The Resurgence corrupts everything it touches. >> Well, of course it does. >> Which we now call the upheaval. >> The Resurgence is now the upheaval. I get it. >> Do you think you can remember what you looked like? >> I remember what the last Dark Souls said my voice looked like. Now, since it's the anime, we're going to max this. We're going to take this down to zero. That's going to go down to here. There we go. And let's go ahead and make her bigger than an average human mother. There we go. All right. Character name, Max Pain. Ah, >> you've come too. >> I got amnesia. >> As I feared, the memories may still take some time to return. >> Forgive me. Bear with me for this may come as a shock. You >> have died once already. >> In a Dark Souls? No way. I don't die in a Dark Souls. I know it's all new, but it's okay. >> So big. I'm bigger than Mother Earth. >> How do you feel? >> They just straight up took this elevator out of Dark Souls, huh? All right. My character's too tall for the camera. What makes this game fundamentally different from Dark Souls is how many cabbages you collect. You're a revenant hunter, aren't you? >> A hunter capable of inflicting mortal wounds on a being that's nigh immortal. >> Why did he explain my job to me? You're a carpenter, aren't you? You're a human being capable of putting rugs and carpets over a large area. You're a cook, aren't you? A person who prepares food for eating. >> My name is Levvenia. >> They beat me in my own game. What the heck? Her boobies are bigger than an entire human mother. What? HP is called LP. Missiles are called missiles. You have required a blood code. Press RB to assimilate. All right. So, it's a Dark Souls here. I'm just rolling around. And usually you could hit these in a Dark Souls. They're kind of messing up here. >> Perhaps we could call it something fitting like the confluence. >> No, no. Let's call this the Resurgence. And then let's refer to the resurgence now as the confluence instead. >> The real fight starts here. >> Okay, this is where the real fight starts. You can guard like high guard. What in the world is all this stuff? Insufficient jail level. Um, a bequath for referred to as confluent resurgence. We're just making this up as we go. Jails are not jails, by the way. They are weapons. LP is HP. Missiles are missiles. >> Forma. >> Fora is ogre. Eat the flower. Eat the dagger. Eat the cabbage. Come on. You got to You can't eat the cabbage. It sure is dark. >> Just like Dark Souls. Boosters slow you down. HP is now MP. Traits are not a mechanic in the game. Powering your character up makes them less powerful. Reliability, handling, conversion, conductivity, bleed factor, jail balance. I'm just not going to customize weapons. Weapon. Fora. >> Fora. >> Fora is ogre. Traits are boosters. >> The real fight starts here. >> Okay, this is where the real fight starts. That earlier real fight was fake. I keep trying to attack with right bumper. Poke this. this. Did I just boost or am I a ogre now? Now there's somebody who tried boosting before they had the required traits. So many people try to customize their weapons in this game before they've even formed their first form. >> What are you doing? This ain't the way to max them out. >> I got the sap of life. Let me play now. That thing I should probably not fight that. >> The real fight starts here. >> No, I'm not trying to start the real fight here. The real fight is beginning. I haven't even customized my ogre yet. Oh my god, he's got pistols. It was all worth it for the lemon. Crab battle. I defeated the crib. Box head is closing in. Oh, nice try. Box head. You got to know that I'm really good at these Dark Souls. Oh god. Dodge. Dodge. This box head dodge. I dodge every attack. I played every Elden Ring. I bet you don't even know about status ailments. I do have no way of healing though. Wait, that's how you heal. The tropical coffee beans. Okay, now I can trade this in. You're clearly not supposed to fight this guy, right? >> The real fight starts here. >> But this is where the real fight starts. Former over. Customize your weapons. Customize your boobies. But they can't be as big as the biggest boobies. Once I unlock cooking, I will have enough food to open a restaurant. The map is referred to as ogres. Look at this. They call me the strand man. I like this type of game now that I get it. I like this type of gameplay. Oh, look at that. Look at that little jump of the crack. Tone. Can we get a slow-mo replay on that and send that clip off to Cojim? Maybe he'll I can get that $2 million Death Stranding coat. I like that coat. I almost feel like I'm playing a Sam Stranding once again, even though I'm Max Pain 2 right now. There's going to be an awesome corn boss in this cornfield. I don't even want to see how customized this dude's forma is going to be. Jeez. Okay, there's nothing in here at all. This is just a box here. Bayonette. Wait, what? Okay, that's a little different. Look at that. You know, if Die Hard man was here right now, he'd say, "Go to that building and deliver this serum to several ogres so that they can develop psychic abilities." >> Welcome here. Is that helper? >> He's like the Jar Blanca of this universe. Upgrade my bayonet. You don't have enough haze. I don't even know what that is. Huh? Rifle ammo. Hey, wait. I customized my gun by putting ammo in it. Stranding jump. Stranding jump. Stranding to I did it. I did it. Give me the coat. Cojima, give me the coat. Oh, you can get naked. Naked mode activates your ogre abilities. >> What? That ain't that I'm I'm less naked in naked mode than that lady who wasn't even supposed to be naked. >> I saw tools. >> These are the characters you played as in Code Vain Wanu. These are the blood chairs in High Guard episode 4. You'll actually be able to donate blood to a knocky coin. >> The real fight starts here. >> This is where the real fight starts now. >> Are you sure that's where the real fight starts? >> You have fully mastered your blood code. I'm way better at this game than I thought. He's got a shield. You can't beat that. >> Real fight starts here. >> This is where the real fight starts. I know. >> I knew they wouldn't start it here. Woo. Now we're playing Dark Souls. Oh yeah, Dark Souls. You got to do the backstab. Yep. Classic real fight starts here. >> But the fight is already over. How is this not the where the real fight begins? Are you hearing his music? The tables in this game are of the highest quality. This chair. What chair? Who builds these? Did you forget something? >> How did that not break the table? Watch. Oh, now broke. Dark Souls motorcycle. I'm like Metroid Prime 4. >> Brace yourself. >> Did the boss die? I'm Dark Souls motorcycle. Vroom. Look at my hair. >> I just couldn't look. Let's take this slowly and carefully. >> No. No. Let's crash into everything and be funny. >> No motorcycle zone. No motorcycle zone. Huh? Then explain this. >> Where is my motorcycle? >> I'm not strong enough. I won't hold back. >> We're out. >> Oh, that's a big enemy. Watch out. >> Uh-oh. Oh, I fell. What's the point of being Triple A if I can't squeeze through there? Fog door. Boss fight. Dark Souls. >> That ring. >> Who gave you that Elden ring? >> Forgive me. I hope this isn't going to be like a second monkey situation where he chop his head off and he comes back even more powerful than ever before. >> It's the exact same thing as some monkey from check. >> Is that six sword harrow? This is a good song. Watch out for Oh, >> never mind. Oh, he's going to do that. Oh no. >> I got this. I got this. That suck. Bubba's kicking in. I come back. Ripping off Seo. They ripped that part off of Sakro, too. How you always lose. Wish this was Max P instead of Cold Paint. >> Why don't we take a break? >> No. No. I win this. Just give me 80 more trash. I lost. >> Wait, I'm back. I lost. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. This is me. This is me. This is me. This is me. I hate you. I'm back. I'm back. I win this. How come I always lose? But if he hits me one more time, I lose. But if I hit him 10 more times, that's enough to take out that tiny little bit of health he has. Just need 10 more hits. No, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. >> I won. I won. I didn't even get enough XP to level up once off of this. Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey.