Kartfield

Everybody's talking about the obscurity Claire. They're saying this is the greatest video game ever created. So today we're playing Garfield. We're going to start at 50 CC Lasagna Cup. First track, of course, Cats in the Hood. Now we can pick from either Garfield or John. A lot of downsides to Garfield, but even more to John. Those are the only characters. Get up there, Gar. You son of a Is that Spider from the comics or is he a new character for Garfield cart? His name is Spidey. Really? Is he an enemy or a ally to Garfield? Why do you hate Odie Murf? Who are you? Garfield. I hope they got music like this in the new Mario Kart. Oh, that's the song. I'm going to blast this song in my car. Wait, is there a meatball mod for Garfield? This is almost as good as the Crazy Frog Racing game. I think it's from the same developers. Happy birthday, James. Play this song at your birthday party. Listen to those horns. Garf, get that piece. There you go. Oh, there's another one. Boom. Nice. Oh, god damn it. I'm in the UFO. kill you, normal. What's the deal with this this green gym? Which issue of Garfield is this from? There's a Garfield telephone. That doesn't I don't give a about the Garfield telephone. Look, everybody stop making that face. Let's put this on and forget that I got really angry. Hey, MFOs. Who's that? E Who's that evil John? What's that? That's the Wuigi. What is that Is that veto? It's John Luigi. Oh, Ali unlocked. I almost have the whole picture. This is what you get for getting the puzzle pieces. Both of them are uh characters in the game. Man, we got to get that last puzzle piece. I got to know what this is. What's that? Who's he? He's holding somebody's ear. I can't quite tell who. I can't quite put my finger on who it is. It looks it's like a yellowish dog. Maybe could be OD. There's no way to know. Should we do the nasty and dirty and smelly car? You haven't selected a boost. I don't care. Garfield did. I don't care. Garfield. No boost. Shame. What a shame. You'll never beat Jan Luigi without boosts. What's the plan for the stream today? Garfield, go. Let's go. Boom. Not today. UFO, I jump over you. You don't get me, I jump over you. I mastered this Garfield game. Not the UFO. I hate you, UFO. Oh, thank God. We're still beating normal. I think there's a shortcut this way. Look at this. Oh, puzzle piece. Okay, there's no shortcut. It was just for the puzzle piece. There are exploration elements to Garfield cart. So, in a way, this is this is doing a good job of preparing me for Mario Kart World. The open-ended uh the open world aspect of Mario Kart World. Is this a Soulslike game? Uh, I would say it's a Soulslike. I'm going to do the shortcut. Watch this. I see a shortcut. Puzzle piece. Another puzzle piece. Boom. Oh, where's the third one? If I get the third one, I can view the whole image. It's probably like Garfield in Egyptian times. And he's like, "Bring me lasagna." Oh, look. Look. If I shoot a missile at that big Garf statue, his head will explode and there will be a puzzle piece inside of his head. Okay, I'm going to do it right this time. No. Come on. That should have been a shortcut. That would have been a cool shortcut. You stupid Garfield game. Oh, not the UFOs. Not the UFOs. Come on. There's no UFOs in Garfield either. They just totally invented that out of their ass. They've had Garfield in the newspaper since the 1920s, and there's been a new one every day since 1920, and there hasn't been a single issue featuring a UFO in all of the years that Garfield has been around. OD unlocked. Now, this game is getting good. If you're playing an OD, you should probably use the wolf mobile, right? How much is this game? $80. Oh, I jumped over the UFO. My OD won't go. He won't accelerate. Garfield broke. I'm going to have to reset the whole game, aren't I? Garfield cart. piece of And this is why you play Super Mario World cart. Super. Listen, when you're playing Garfield Cart, sometimes the game just ceases to work. It's just a part of the experience. Hopefully, the game doesn't break this time. You never know with Garfield Kart. That's what makes it so exciting. It's that element of chaos. Mario Kart World has the blue shell. You know, they have wacky items that can kind of disrupt the race. Garfield Cart takes it one step further and then some of the items will actually deactivate your controller permanently until you reset the game. You could still do a punished Arbuckle run. Maybe if this game does good enough, they'll do an OD cart. This is a new game. It's relatively new. I think it came out in 2012. Look at those turns. Don't. Stupid ass UFO. Boom. I threw the heat seeeking pie at normal. She wiped out and died. We're at the pasta factory course. Oh well, I already have this the entire layout memorized from going here every Wednesday for the past seven years. Watch this big shortcut. Boom. That's how you do it. Whoa. Look at that. Now that's a good shortcut. Oh, look how many lasagnas I have. Even though I'm playing as Odie right now. I feel like Garfield. I think that's the mark of a great uh racing game. Even though I'm playing as Odie, I still the gameplay still makes you feel like Garfield. Garfield and Odin are food for John. I don't think that's right. He's called Odie, too, not Odin. Arlene unlocked. Oh, sneak a peek. What a fitting name. Now, let's sneak a peek at this great image of Garfield. Mario Kart will cost 10 times this game. Uh, no, actually more. But from what I hear, Arlene may be in Mario Kart, so might be worth it. Famous character from Garfield, Arlene. Fan favorite. Now, watch this. I'm going to do the spring right over that. See that? See how it looked like that shouldn't have even worked? Watch this. Oh, damn UFO. Every time I play Garfield, I get hit by a UFO. Do you guys have that problem? Oh, that's normal. That's King Nermo. I'm going to swap souls with King Nurmal. Watch. Oh, if I was a floating blue puzzle piece in a Garfield themed Mario Kart game and I was in the city level, where would I be? I bet the last puzzle piece is like right here. Oh my god, it was Oh, that's what the Cats in the Hood puzzle looks like fully assembled. Do you like that I unlocked that? That was Odie. By playing this game, the jokes in the comics become funnier. Wait, it says round three. Why are we doing rounds instead of laps? Wait, what the hell is wrong with this game? Laps sound too much like naps. Well, Garfield loves naps. Watch this. Watch this. Boom. I know you guys like that. Now, this level is spooky manor. Try not to get too scared, everybody. Don't ask where the spooky manor is, either. This is somewhere where Mario Kart 8 actually took it one step further cuz in the like the spooky mansion level in Mario Kart 8, you actually enter into a spooky mansion and there's a ghost and it's like a you know it's kind of like a whole spooky mansion theme because it's called spooky mansion. Do you even have a button to look back? Uh I don't think so. Let me hit every button to see if we can look back. No, you can't. But that would have been a good idea. Oh, I have an idea. I have an idea. Watch this. I'm gonna jump through into this thing. Oh, let's go ahead and try some time trials now. I think I've I think I've mastered the game. The bronze medal is 135 16. I can beat that. You have to race the UFO. The UFO is the is the main villain of this game. That's a new record. A new world record. I got the silver medal. Okay, let's beat the gold medal. 130. Oh, I almost had it. Okay, here we go. Now the true game begins. Now we're playing the actual true Garfield card. At the end of the day, that's what Garfield is all about. It's about assessing, coming up with a good strategy, and then executing flawlessly. Boom. Yes. Nice. How crazy does Garfield get? Do you think that they would be like that demented and sick to put a a metal beyond gold? There is a platinum metal. Oh no. What in the world? What? 4 seconds faster. How? That's not even possible. Get up there. What is it doing? Look how far it's going. What the You need like punished Arbuckle with like Garfield wheels to beat the Let's go to Crazy Dunes. What? I got the platinum medal on the first try. I have mastered Garfield cart. Wait, I want to go back to that one and get the platinum on that one first. This should be an easy platinum here now. So far, I'm winning. Okay, I'm losing. I'm starting to lose. UFO is almost out of sight completely. I hit it. Garfield. Heat. Heat.