Dunkey Kong Balanza

Can he climb this? My money, you guys. I'm playing the new dog. I don't believe that I'm playing this right now. >> Banana or banana. Now, this golden ore is called monkey money. Give me this money. I'm digging. Oh, I made a little tunnel. Oh, it's like a tunnel type of Donkey Kong. Oh, look at his face. So, you can just just punch and destroy everything the whole level. Oh, how did what what did I do? Donkey Kong, punch it. Punch this out. Oh, he Oh, he kills that. I like punching. It's like a Oh, give me those banana chips. This comb is a dancing comb. This is kind of like a Wario type of donkey comb. This is kind of like the intro to Starfield where you start in a mine except in this game you can just level the entire mines and go into loop. Okay, we got to look at the water. We always got to look at the water in a game. Mario Odyssey had very very good water. I like the sound effects. I like the Oh, look at the ripples. Oh. Oh, come on. He hates to get wet. He's so sad. It's okay, Donkey Kong. You'll dry off later. Oh, there he goes. Now he's dry. That's his dry face. That's what I look like when I turn this game on. The slickness is already high and I'm just I'm really I'm not I haven't even done anything yet. I'm just punching. I'm on break. Me? I am break. Oh, I like these little Oh, I like this. I like how you can see through these little A man. A man, this is cool. I'm going to keep going down. I'm in the ancient cave. Yeah. Oh, I like that little clap hand slap. Oh, give me all the money. This is money in here. Give me the money. The monkey bone. Oh, look at all this. Oh man, this is even more of a collector than Mario Odyssey. Oh. Oh, they're slick on that. They're slick on that. They're slick on that one. Oh, we're already getting slick already. We're getting slick on me. Now, you could either go this way. You could do it like I did. Or you could build a tunnel around like there. This team, man, they always just with the animations, just the feel of a game. They're the masters of this. I'm never going to beat this game. I'm just going to go around collecting all the money. This is how Leah played Luigi's Mansion 3. Look, look. I can see treasure in here. Oh, I like that. I like that. They're slick on that one. They're slick on that. The whole technology. That's what I'm saying. Taking all this trash. Give me all that money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Oh, you can go this way. You can go this way. Go. What am I doing? What am I even doing? I can't even tell. Give me the money. What am I doing? Who am I? What game? What franchise is this? If Leah was playing this, she would have to get like all of this. would take her so long to progress through this game. I just have to leave some of this gold on the table. There's too much. Look at all this. They're just giving me all this. my hat. Oh, look what you look what you greed did, Donkey Kong. You created a vortex into the Nether Realm. Look at him. He doesn't care. He's got his banana. Just calm has triggered the apocalyptic finale of Final Fantasy 7 because he wanted to eat a banana. Oh no, Donkey Kong made a void out like in Death Stranding. Roco Kong unlocked. Oh, that was cool. With this game, they're like, "Listen, we want to have even more collectibles than Donkey Kong 64, but to collect stuff, you just smash and slap everything. That's what makes it fun. balloon. Give me this banana chip. I need that. Super Mario Brothers 2 type of game. Donkey Kong barrel. Now that's Donkey Kong. Oh, you can clap in the air. Banana chip. I got to get that. Maybe I can get it with this. Oh, that's slick. That's slick for that one. We need to panic. Oh, no need to panic. There's every need to panic right now. Now I feel like I'm channeling the energy of disgraced YouTuber tunneling Timothy. I can grab a chunk of the level like Chunky Kong. Hand slap. Oh, I like the hand slap. Hey DK, glad you survived. Unfortunately, Chunky Kong didn't make it. >> Where? Where am I? >> Texas. >> You and me, DK. >> Hump, >> the odd rock has decided to join you. You can now use the power of the Oddrax's voice. That's what I've been saying. I've been saying, "When are they going to let me use the power of the Adrock's voice?" If you get confused, try singing a little diddy. Like Diddy Kong. Sadly, he didn't make it. Oh, look at you. You can look around. It's like doll man. Oh, the climbing is really fancy. Look at this. You can climb up every little thing we have. Oh, this chest won't open. Have you guys tried this? Donkey Kong. Karooi. I can defeat this rock monster. I just punch him. Okay, I beat him. just destroyed that thing. The monkey key is what binds this world together. Through its power, we can live. Now, donkey, if we dive in after those bananas, there is a 99% chance that you will die from the impact. But if you survive the fall, there's like three bananas down there. >> Okay, let us jump. He lived. >> You can play as Naked Kong in this. I knew this was going to be good. What's this? A fossil. Fossil? That's all that remains of Chunky Kong. If you're entering without permission, turn back. I don't have any permission. Okay, I'm going to jump off the side of this. Sure, it worked out. That's a cool feature. Is there like a map in this? Oh my god, that is awesome. Can we just appreciate the slickness of the monkey leaf for a moment? And now it's gone, never to be seen again. If you punch him, that gives him a high five. Give you a lot of high fives. We don't take kindly to outsiders. You best get on out of here, okay? It's okay. You can trust us. We're just here to level everything created and take all the money from me so I can buy bananas with Give me that crab. Give me that crab. Give me that crab. Get over here, crab. Give me that crab. Hey, new crab unlocked. Did I get them? Ah, I'm going to have to bring back my catch rigs for this game. Did I mind that? The pirates gold. Look, that's a Donkey Kong face. Let's smash it for a money. I've unlocked bombs. No, Donkey Kong, don't surf on the bomb. No, this is how you throw the bomb. Oh, okay. This is bringing me back to like Worms 3D. The thing is, I like the level, but once you're done playing, it's gone. Oh. Oh, banana. Get the banana. Banana. >> Bathing banana. These monkey statues have endured for a thousand years. Now, what if I just hit the floor with this? Oh, it explodes the whole world. Okay, nice. Look at Look at the giant crater I made on my crater car. Watch out for this guy. gone. I'm leveling the entire level. You can climb these mushrooms. I see a banana chip down there. Good thing I got the balloon. Oh, look at this. New balloon unlocked. Nice. What's this? Huh? Challenge. Monkey challenge. I got to go over there. treasure. I'm not aiming for that though. I have to destroy the whole thing. Oh man, I this game. No, this game, man. This game is This game is the game. This is the game. I don't know if they should have gave me this game. Look, Pistachios. That's Donkey Kong's mouth. This is like so distinct from Mario Odyssey. I can't. This team is just psychotic. Jesus. Oh, that kills them. Now, donkey, I want you to extract these treasures as an archaeologist would. There you go. I want to try and do like a little fancy movement trick here. Okay. Okay, there. I'm getting a little fancy now. He can climb like this and he can go through. Oh, balloon. I got the balloon. Is it okay if I do 50 videos for this game? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. No. Kong. Thank god I had the balloon. Oh, you got to be careful though. If you go off this thing that gets you. It's getting It's getting tricky. Okay, I'm jumping on this. There you go. There you go. Jump down. No, no, no. Not not that far down. What if I go What if I say this? What if I go? No. No. Balloon. Oh, I have an idea. I have an idea. That wasn't the idea. Okay, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to use this banana. I'm going to jump on this fence and use this as a double jump. There it is. This is the super secret banana. We've got a lot of respect for whales down here. They just seem cool. Like Chris Pratt. I can get to that whale. Watch this. Wait. Wait. I'll do it like this. Oh, almost. Are these spoons and forks? Yeah. Customize your Kong. Go in the Donkey Kong closet. Nice. I like your outfit. Thank you. I like your spatula collection. This is the famous character. Little elevator. It's like animal wheel. Like my house. I just moved in. Should have bought Kong insurance. Listen to sound effects on this. Thank you. I see that treasure over there. Yeah. Get that treasure, donkey. Oh no, you just blew up the entire monkey village. Oh, that's a big cone. Oh, that's a big big one. Oh, you can climb his monkey chair. You can climb his monkey hair. I'm going to make this shot. I'm going to I'm going to make this jump. Nice balloon out of there. Just as I intended. Look at this little Oh, man. Oh, look. There's another secret back here. The level design in this is just absurd. Everywhere I go, I see like 80 more treasures I want to find. >> Luigi, >> am I? I'm free. No way. I can't sing. >> I won't do it. >> I can't do it. >> See would do it. Come on. Show her how it's done. I remember when I remember I remember how I remember I remember I remember I remember here goes nothing >> you get to play as elder Oh, look at his butt. He's got a big butt. >> Oh, look how much he kills the other just destroys and kills everything. >> President will be most intrigued. Who's this character? >> You did it. Thanks to you. I'm me again. I I don't know how to thank you, >> banana. Here I go. Here I go. Oh, nice. Oh. Oh, I can do this. If you hit the left trigger, it does this. Can I do this then? Can I say b punch? Yeah. Oh, there we go. Can we go even crazier? Can we go even further, though? Zoom zoom zoom. Oh, wait a minute. Look at him. Look at him looking. Man, this game, man. I don't know, man. I miss you on this game. I don't know, man. Check out this man. everything you touch. If you fall off here, that's it for you. All right. All right. Let's This is a movement test. I failed. Movement test failed. Okay, let's try this again. If you're good, you can make this jump. Okay, maybe I'm not good yet. This is me. This is me. I'm I'm good at this game. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh. Oh, nope. I did it wrong. Okay. I'm all out of balloons. I'm about to be punished severely if I mess up again. Let's try one more time, though. You got to say, okay, this is what you got to say. You got to say, zoom zoom zoom zoom. That's not right. I almost had it, though. It's like this. Just like zoom zoom. No, no, no, not yet. You got to do the double jump first because you still got the rock in your hand. You got to say like this. Okay. And let's do it on a barrel. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. N. Okay. Need a new barrel. Here I go. Zoom. No. No. Okay. Let's try it with a rock. Let's try it with a rock. Okay. Okay. It's like zoom zoom zoom. It didn't work. What happened? I did it. Even Donkey Kong doesn't know how I did it. Now I'm going to jump back. Watch. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Boom.