Silent Hill f

Press any button. What if I press the button F? Why does that happen? A lowercased letter F is the scariest letter in the alphabet kingdom. You could never do a Call of Duty F. Nobody would buy it. They would be too afraid. Garfield Cart F. Halls of Hatred. Nobody would buy that. Only Silent Hill players are brave enough to buy a game called Silent Hill F. What is Panini Projection? Is it like Let's see if they fixed this franchise yet. In Silent Hill 2 remake, you could not walk into cloth. There was no cloth physics and nothing. And absolutely nothing. This is not a AAA production. This is a single F production. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is AAA. Oh, thank God. >> The fox gods enshrined all over the place. >> The F stands for fox. Escape from the fog monster. The F stands for fog. This is kind of like the Ratatouille game. Oh god. Do not go triple A during the fog monster chase. Oh no. I have to go triple A fog monster chase. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Get out of there. Get out of there. Go a different way. Yeah. Yeah. Go to AAA like that. I'm free. The F stands for free. Oh, it's got my foot. The F stands for foot. They definitely put a lot of money into the hair of this game. Look at her. Look at just the lighting on her hair. How it like shifts around. Look at that. No, no, no. Silent Hill. I'm talking about the hair right now. Press B to dodge monsters. You cannot get me monster. I hit B and I dash across the entire world. Oh, come and kill me. Come. Hey, where you going? Where you going? I'm way over here. I'm on the other side of the whole map. What are you even trying to do? Is she like a ninja warrior? Maybe the F stands for far dashes. Look at this TV. This is not the latest in technology. Look at how fancy that is. It only like lights up the right side of her hair like that. They're getting pretty fancy on this silent hill. I mean, cloth cloth physics aside. Evil master. Oh no. I bet you can't even jump over that, can you? That's what I thought. It's not that AAA. All right. Now this really doesn't make sense why they why she couldn't jump over that stupid little railing. Is that you doing the piano? Sell the antique cone. You will receive 300 faith. The F stands for faith. Just you wait till I find a like a plank or something. No, not that's worthless. Get a plank. Oh, I see. This is just Dark Souls again. The F stands for from software. Do you think I'll be able to make like funny weapons like Dead Rising? Who won? Good drink. Very good. Oh, I would love to see you hit me. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, I just dashed into a cut scene. What are you going to say about that? The way forward is black by a fence. The F stood for fence all along. What was that? >> That's just an evil silent hill monster. Don't worry. It's just a like a metaphysical manifestation of your irrational fear of green beans. Stop stabbing me in the throat. Kind of hurts. Takes a little health off. I'm doing this. Oh, no. No. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just let me finish this. I lured him so far away this time. He's looking at a picture of green beans taped to a wall. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got Just You have to do it twice. This That's stupid. The F stands for stupid. I've unlocked a new costume. The F now stands for fluffy bunny. Fluff fluff. This is a highly disturbing and scary franchise. >> Why would someone put this here? >> I don't know. Why are you a rabbit? This field is really scary. I keep thinking someone's there, but it's always just a scarecrow with his creepy face. I disagree. I don't find it scary at all, really. Well, that adds a little bit to the scariness. I think when they try to chop your head off, that means they're the evil one. I pick this one. You would not betray me. I was wrong. Which one of you dumb scarecrows is the right one? You idiotic imbecile, stop attacking me. Maybe if I be nicer. What's truly terrifying about this puzzle is that every time you get it wrong, you have to do more of the combat. Maybe that's why everybody loved PT, it didn't have any combat. You know who would be really good at this game? King of the Hill. This is the one. >> Come on. It's going to be the last one I check. It's got to be this one. Look at him. He's pointing. He's saying, "Look, go over there. This is the nice one. Be nice. There's only one, two, three, four, five left. So, only 17 more battles. What if it's this one? What if it's this one? Go east. But of course, this must be where the treasure of Silent Hill lies. Oh, nope. Another scarecrow puzzle with another 300 scarecrows. All right. Can you even imagine how I feel? He never once looked at me the way he looked at you. Not once. Maybe it's like where they're looking. It's about like he is not looking at her, but he's looking at me. It's a boy scarecrow. He's looking at the scarecrow of me. It's this one, but he's not looking at at her. But this guy is also well he's kind of looking he's looking at her but he's also looking at him. This one he's looking at her. He's like uh will you marry me? But she's over here like this. And this one he's like ah hello. No it's got to be this one. It's got to be this one. Definitely. I'm definitely incredibly smart for picking this one. Stupid thing. She's the only this one type of scarecrow here. What if it's her? Let's just pick her cuz it's got to be her. She's unique. Stupid thing. >> What? Oh no. >> I ran out of weapons. I just got to activate everyone. Wait, wait, wait. I'm activating, man. Wait, wait, wait. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. I'm No, no, no. I got to do this. Let me activate all the scarecrows there. I wonder why. Northwest phenomenal. Now, are they going to put a fourth puzzle? Is it a four puzzles type of game? Yes, it is. Can you even imagine how I feel? I've been stuck in this stupid scarecrow part for 800 years. The hint is eyes sore. We have to look at somebody's eye. Who's walking? Who's walking around up here? They're doing that. Who's being scary? I hear that. I hear that. I wish I could hear footsteps in Counterstrike this good. Okay, your eyes are fine. They're fine. You You moved. You were not there before. You are trying to kill me. You are going for the kill. I found you out. No, no, no. You're not slick. I know you. I know it was you that was moving. I notice there's no footsteps now. Now that I'm looking at you, huh? You're lucky that I have no weapons or any way to kill you. All right, I'm just going to keep my eyes on this scarecrow. I saw that. I saw that. You can't get me. I know it's you. I know you're the evil one. I saw Look, this one is covering her eyes with her hair. It's got to be her. Stop trying. I Let me play the stupid puzzle. I have nothing. I have no moves. Quick, win the thing. What? Other method. Just activate all of them. I did it. Where am I going? That way. Over here. Everybody's coming to kill me. Now, this is where the treasure of Silent Hill's 700th scarecrow puzzle lies. I got a lot of scarecrows coming after me. Uh, it's got to be this one. Activate. I did it. I'm really good at this puzzle. >> But we're trapped here. There's no way out. >> What do you mean there's no way out? >> Go take a look out the window. No way. >> There isn't evil for us. >> The bridge now. What do we do? >> Well, we can't use the bridge. I wish I had this guy during the scarecrow puzzle. He would have figured it out immediately. Heat. Hey, Heat.