Battlefield 6 Campaign

Battlefield 6, baby. Here we go. Woo! Game servers full. That's what I'm talking about. Can't wait to wait in a 315,000 person queue to play the single player because you can't play single player offline because it doesn't work like that. 25. Oh, I can taste the battles. Oh, they taste like fetuccini sauce. Oh, 273. Here we go. That's what this game should have cost. Only 244,000 people left to get past. This is one of the most exciting cues I've ever waited in. It's 206. Does Battle Pass let you skip the line? Is it like a fast pass at Disneyland? I don't know. I just went under 100. I'm like the John Wick of waiting in this queue. Oh, what's this evil music? Sir, we just got word that Evil Wick is inbound. He's trying to take your place in line. I just hacked the main frame. I'm at 67. Evil Wick is no match for me. Wait a minute, sir. Evil Wick has swapped to PS5 Pro. 19,200. When it says game servers full, that means the servers are full of 12,000 exciting moments. This is the moment we've been waiting for. 3,600. Come on. Here we go. I'm connecting to the online services. I'm past the queue. Here we go. Oh my god, it's so fun. It's so fun. We're ready for you, soldier. Time is now. Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready to play the single player campaign. No. No. Oscar might come in. John Wick has deinstalled the campaign. I need to install 12 gigabytes more of game and play. All right. That's you want to do this. Wick. I'm now installed for real this time. Then I got to wait in queue again. Secure the cyber warfare servers. Those are the servers that allow you to connect to Battlefield 6 after only a short wait of 100 hours. Where does this end? >> When does this begin is my quest. He's my dinosaur. Press square to pick up dinosaur. >> This is like terror. >> Anyone forget their dinosaur? >> Laser on. Lasing. >> Wait, why does it say painting? I'm supposed to be lasing. Confirm. No friendlies in target area. >> Confirmed. Fire mission when ready. Over. >> Launching now. >> Wait, actually there are friendlies in the area. Now, what's cool about this game is you can shoot your own guys and they don't even care at all. See how awesome they are. Engaging enemy. Entering melee range. Tango eliminated. I'm going in for a battle. Boom. Oh, tough guy. Tough guy, huh? Get over here. Secure any dinosaurs on the premises. Keep your eyes peeled for dinosaurs. We can't let any of them fall into the enemy's hands. >> Hostile using cover. >> They're using cover now. They're getting better at this. Breaching clear. I have to check the coffee mug breaks. Okay, it breaks. How about the book? Let's see. Oh god, the aiming sucks on the controller there. Okay, book breaks. >> I thought we were going for evac. >> No, I'm doing this. Frag out. >> Watch out, Armstrong. Let's go. >> Secure yourselves, Tempest. >> Watch out for the grenade, guys. >> Boom. Firestone. Boom. Mike, Blake. Three of the greatest soldiers ever alive. Goodbye. Where you guys going? >> Come here. Come back. My tank blank. Their tactics in the field were considered revolutionary. >> Oh, that's a bad guy. Try to get me. >> Need a medic. >> I need a medic. I changed my mind. >> I'm down. >> I'm down. I need a medic. I'll be all right. >> Can I get a medic? Never mind. >> On your own after this. >> Can I get a medic? >> Martinez. >> Can we get a medic on Martinez? >> Don't hang around. >> Spray grenades on the ground. >> Copy. Down, >> down, >> down. >> Grenade. >> These are not powerful grenades in this game. Enemy is using cover. Give me the sniper here. It's got good pizza graphics on this game. They did pretty good with the pizza. Chips could use a little work. Let's get those out of here. Nice popping on those chip bags, though. How about this fruit? The fruit was holding this whole building up. Stand back. I'm going to hit the pilot. Was that him? Did I get him? That's got >> that thing out of there. >> Wait, where' the helicopter go? RPG is useless in this morons. Didn't you play the beta >> contact? >> Gecko, car's going to blow. Gecko, get get out. Get clear. >> Oh, you're good. Oh, you're you're you're all right. Yeah, I guess I guess I forgot you could do that. I'm going behind him. >> This way, Murphy. >> I want to go this way. I'm going this way. >> This way. >> Going to take a left lane. >> This way, Murphy. >> I'm going to explore a little. >> Wrong way, Marine. >> Oh, look at this. I'm going to jump on this side. >> Over here, >> can I play? >> Here we go. You can't have these. These are illegal. This isn't up the code. This thing is stupid. Get rid of it. >> Floor's clear. >> Just use a microwave instead. >> Huh? Hey,