Only 1% of Players Make it This Far

I'm taking the controller from my little brother. Give me that. A man, that was him. Today, I'm going to be trying to conquer Star of Providence loop 13. We're not doing loop zero. We're not doing loop one. We're not doing loop two. We're not doing loop three. Loop three is where the game truly gets really, really messed up and starts to really mess with you. But we're not doing loop four. Now, loop four, that's where things really start to get really truly messed and up. Loop five, you should never even go this far. Just take it from me. Bow out. Go to loop four and just bow out and say, "Look, I'm good. I'm good at games. I beat loop four. I'm good." Loop six, you don't want to You don't want to crank it this high. You never want to crank it up to six. Loop seven, at that point, just go play Hollow Night. Relax. Go play Hollow Night so have a nice relaxing experience where you don't have to die that much. Do not crank it up to eight. Do not go this far to go to loop 9. You got to be out of your mind. Loop 10, you you're better off going to listen to the new Boys to Men album. Loop 11, you're better off going to heaven. Loop 12, are you serious? Don't do that. But today we're playing Loop 13. Steam says only 1% of players made it this far. Oh god, look at this. Eternal Nightmare. What do you guys got me playing? There's supposed to be music at this part. How come it's so evil already? Can I back out? I'll go put Hollow Night on and stuff. This is evil. I don't want to play this. Oh no. I'm going to die. All right, we're doing this. Oh. Oh my god. I just started. Look at this. Look what I'm fighting against. I just Oh my god, I got hit by all the Listen, I had to win a lot of loops to get to this loop. 12 of them, in fact. Now we're going to turn the tide here. Cool sunglasses. Now I'm on a roll here. Look at this. Shoot him through the portal. Oh, I don't I don't get hit by that. Come on. I don't get hit by that. This is a room of pure evilness. Let's do gambling. Only 80 money. Only 80 money. I can't afford not to do it. Only 80. I got to go for it. Only 120. I can't afford not to do it. Only 120 more. Only 320 for the one bomb. I can't afford not to. Only 320 again. I did it. Only 200. I can't afford not to do it. I'm so good at this game. 3,000. I can't afford to do it. I don't got enough money. Okay, that's a two bat room. That's nothing. No, I got hit by a candle. Bomb. I'm bombing. Brh. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right, let's do it again. Oh, How am I not getting hit? How am I alive? I'm getting hit. Okay, that was pretty good. Oh, you get a lot of stuff. Oh my goodness. Getting a deep freeze bomb and a giga laser. Oh god. Okay, we got a lot of stuff in here. No, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Turn all this off. Turn all this off. This is too many guys in here. Get there. Kill them guys off. Get them out of there. Oh, don't do this. Don't do this. Stop. No. No. No. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No kills. No kills on me. Don't kill. Oh god, thank you water. Thank you for putting this water here. The water slows down bullets. Oh god. Put some water in here, please. Okay. All right. Now we're talking. Now we're playing. All right, we got to do this. Pick the highest. The highest is 32. Navigate. Give me that. Down. Down. Down. Left. Down. Down. Left. Right. Oh, 4% damage. Should I do it again? I'm going in. Frogger. Boom. Frogger. Boom. I win this. I win. 3 HP. Yum. Yum. Yum. you. It looked like I was losing pretty bad, but now I'm starting to come back, actually. Ancient can of tuna. Extremely valuable. Pick it up this instant. I can't. I didn't bring teleportation technology. Say bye-bye. Say bye-bye everybody to all the good money. No. Oh, that hurts. It all got evaporated. That was the sound of a million money getting evaporated. Oh Not this one. I don't know how to play this one. Oh, no. Oh, what? What is this? No, no, no, no, no. This is a new boss. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm fighting three guys at once. This guy's coming in. Oh, come on. I did it. You guys, I'm pretty good at games. What can I say? I'm pretty good. Oh my god. How am I not hit? How did I not get hit there? I don't know what I'm I don't even know how I do this sometimes. Okay, I got hit there. Oh god, not a five bat room. Oh god. What's that one guy from Far Cry? fire guy. Look at these fish. Once you watch once you let them out the water, they have to flop around like this. You're only going to get this type of flap fish technology with Star Providence. Look at them. They can't even get me at all. Look at them down there. Foolish fish. I'm No way am I getting through this room without getting hit. I didn't get I got hit. I thought I was so cool and I got hit. Damn it. Oh, I got to go for it. I got to go for the 4%. Yes. Give me the two. I got to do it. I got to do 3% damage. I'm going for it. Oh. Oh no. Not this guy. Not this guy. He has like 10 more bombs on this tip. My god. Stop. Turn it off. Stop that. Turn that off. Okay. He gives you good bombs though. Why you stop shooting at me? Stop shooting at me. All right. Increase max ammo by 11%. That's what I like to see. Check out this. Check out this. I don't get hit a single time here. I don't get a hit once. I don't get hit. I don't get hit. I do not get hit here. Perfect. All this. I don't give a about this. I don't get hit there. What are you going to do next? Not just one. No. No. No. No. Not this one. Put an easier one. No. No. No. No. No. Please let me win. I'm not getting hit. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm not going to get hit by him. Oh my god. Glad I did it. What the Why does he do it again? You can't do that. No. No. No. Why is this like this? You can't win. Okay, now he's out of it. He got to do it again. What the Okay, I win this. I win this. I win this. I win this. I win this. Don't worry. No, no, no, no. Chill out. Chill out. That's it. That's it. Don't do it again. He got it. I win this. I win this. I win this. Calm down, everybody. Calm down. I got this. What the is this I never fought this thing before. Okay, he's done. He's done. What the is he doing? He keeps going. He keeps coming here. Even if I beat him now, he'll just come back stronger than ever. How? How you? Holy What the Who did this game? The game is like evilizing. Sorry for yelling, you guys. I won't yell anymore. Not screaming. I'm just going in. This game is like kind of like gorilla tag. It gets a little hype. That was just a loud bath. That wasn't a scream. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, that's that's that was rough, but Oh damn. Oh damn. What do we What? Huh? It's just you. It's just you by yourself. Okay. All right, let's do more rooms like that. Where do you go? What do I do? Okay, I got a shield. Boom. Boom. He tried to he tried to do something now. This is evil face. Oh, look at this. Oh, 25 HP. Well, 17 right now, but a total of but a possible total of 25. I can win this. I can bring this back. I can win this and bring this and beat this game. And I'm really good at this game. I got hit. I got hit twice. I got hit three times. Got hit four times. All right. But I'm really I'm still really good at this though. Now this money I do get to keep. That wasn't a scream. That was a yelp. That was the yelp of a of a small fox. Oh my god. I almost died to a fish falling on my head. you fish. >> That would have been the most embarrassing loss of all time. Die to a fish falling on my head after just defeating the most evil wizard from 13 realms. I I died to a fish. Heat. Heat.