Arc Raiders

Can I be Dazzling Panda? I just want to be that. Nice. All right. Today I'm playing Ark Raiders. This is the biggest and hottest game out there right now. This was not free to play. This was $40. So, it's going to be at least half as good as Mario Kart. This seems like one of those talk to Chris type games, right? I got to go find and speak with Chris and then Ruth. Can I hit these? Okay. Sprinting lets you sprint. Okay. Breach and search. Here we go. Boom. Nice UI is kind of bringing me back to like that Chris type gaming that I love so much. Not very realistic cactus uh physics on this. Unfortunately, you got to understand that this is not a, you know, this is not a $80 game. I've acquired the torn book. Uh it's about like a vampireish type of book. Pizzeria. Oh, now this is why people like this. Put your hands up and slide the pizza over to me. He moved. Now, can I shoot this pot? No. The pots are invincible. I mean, look, this is not a, you know, this is not a $80 Mario Kart type experience. This is a $40. You know, I was told this was the future of gaming, but maybe like some elements are not as futuristic as others. Can I shoot the fire extinguisher? No, nothing. But I can search the drawer like in the Chris game and get the expired pasta. Way pasta its prime. That's what you're paying the 40 bucks for. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Rubber duck could be thrown to create a noise. I'm breaching. >> Oh no, I died. I lost. >> Jackpot. >> Jackpot. Expired pasta. They took my duck. I have nothing. I'm helicopter. Helicopter. Are you supposed to shoot him? Helicopter, I'm out of ammo. Fly into melee range, please. Thank you. If you're really good, you can make this jump. All right, get down here. >> I got to go speak with Chris. >> Up top side, clean hands don't get the work done. The raiders don't seem to mind. Everything has a price, and it's always higher than you think. >> Raiders may not follow orders, but they'll follow a bounty if it's high enough. >> If you want in on the fun, just head up to level four. >> I think they just edited all the like talk to Chris moments into this montage. I think I'm playing the game for real now. Breach and search. Breach and search. Wait, who's this? Hello. You are dead. >> You are dead. >> What's wrong with you? >> You lost. I lost. Hit me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. >> You knocking your ass out. >> Now I've unlocked my skill tree. Now I can unlock crates 3% faster. Oh, it's giving me away. It's giving me away. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Thank you. Shut. Shut up. You're giving me away. You're giving away my position. Oh, great. Now the robot's here. Oh, stop shooting at me. Is anybody in this building? I am an Arc Raider. I'm extremely good at this game. Leave now and I'll let you live. Check this out. Check this out. Boom. I am good at this game. Loot three containers. Yeah, I'm pretty good at this game. The heck is this? Oh, what's this thing do? This Oh, stupid thing. Wow. Okay, let's check out the water. Is it Is it actually hitting my guy or just going right through? Can't really tell cuz it's so dark. Shush. Shush. Quiet. I'm incredibly good at this game. Oh, wait. What's that? I heard something. Hey, somebody in here. >> Bojangler, leave all your equipment on the floor. I'll let you live. I'm extremely skilled in this game. >> What >> do you think he Do you think he did what I said? Think first. Shoot later. I think I'mma shoot this guy. >> We good. >> Are we good? >> Yeah. >> All right. I don't have any ammo, so I can't shoot you anyway. >> How we doing, big dog? How we doing? Do >> you guys have any like shotguns I can use to like maybe I can shoot you guys, take your treasure? Is that It's like that type of >> Dude, you sound exactly like video game donkey. >> Your workshop lets you craft items like roosters. All right, this game is getting a little better now. Train my rooster. Oh, he needs one dog collar to level up. I have to destroy two hornets and deal damage to raiders using light ammo weapons. Oh, I'm good at that. Do keep your wits about you when you take on Ark. Too much noise and you'll attract unwanted attention. >> Huh? >> Don't forget to grab the noise. >> Shut up. Shut up. >> Shut up. The sound of gunfire can attract arc to your location. Stupid car. So loud. >> If you're really good, you can go like this. I'm stuck. Oh no. Wait. I'm stuck. Fix stuck player. Thank you. Wait, why did that go away? No, no, no. Fix the player. There we go. Come down here, robot. Come on down. Come on. I got to shoot you for a quest. What is all this? What's all that? What's all that? Uh-oh. That's too many robots. Ow. Stupid robot. Stop doing that. I will give you one halfeaten Pop-Tart if you let me live. I'm not opening this door. Just tell me what you want. >> I want you to open this door. >> Stealth. >> Stealth. They call me dazzling panda. Words of peace are more convincing with a gun to back them up. Breach and search. Breach and search. Breach and search. OH. OH. Oh no. How do you lose to that? Breach and search. WAIT, WAIT, MAN. What the heck? >> If you pick me up, I'll give you three bags of Doritos. Cool ranch flavor. Many a tense situation has been deescalated using the emote wheel. >> It's considered good etiquette in this game to when when you're raiding, you say, "Now raiding and voice chat." Now rating toaster. Incredible dog collar for my chicken. Yes. Rare item. Rare drop. Now I have to find three lemons for him. >> Hi. >> I'll get the door for you. You need to jump down. >> I'll wait for you. >> Thank you. I'm going to shoot you now though. Okay. One more. ONE MORE. ONE MORE. EXODUS MODULES. Oh my god, that's epic. That's epic. I got so much treasure right now. I hope nobody shoots me. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh no. That's not good. Oh. Oh, human. >> Die, human. Robots. You're trying to mess with me now. Stupid thing. Die. I hope that human player doesn't know that I have the most valuable treasure in the whole game. I got the Exodus module. Oh, this is where I should put that super rare item. I didn't do that. What is with these birds? They're afraid of nothing. Oh, except when you walk. They should have called this game R creators cuz these birds are quad A. Come on toaster. Be a toaster. Be toaster. Nothing. Why? Four wires. Oh my god. Oh my god. They were sitting on a chair. Oh my god. I am so incredibly good at this game. I'm so highly skilled. Take this. There's more where that came from. Leave now and I'll let you live. What did you learn? Don't you ever duck around with me, boy. >> Somebody shooting >> coming from the tower over there. >> Watch this. I'll get I'll kill him in one shot. Check this out. He's dead. Oh my god, there's so many robots. I'm gone. Oh, I still got some health. My plan worked. It was the X. Think first, shoot later. Think first, shoot later. Think first, shoot later. >> I I was I was going to shoot you though. out. >> I have a quest to shoot one raider with light light bullets. >> You can shoot me a couple times. >> All right. Thank you. >> Nope. No more. No more. No more. Please. Please. >> Okay. Okay. Let me drop some bandages for you. >> All right. I don't got any. Sorry. I'll give you this, though. This can wake you up at any time. Freeze. I >> don't have anything. >> Sing a sing a song. >> In the arms of >> It was beautiful. >> Don't shoot. >> What up, dude? There's arc circuitry if you need to. Flo driver in here if you need. Oh, and then here's I got a couple things I can drop you to. Here's some rusted tools. I know you'll need those. >> Oh, dang. And here's wire and wires. >> Okay. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, dude. >> Thanks. >> God speed. >> Why are people so nice on here? This game is weird, man.