Call of Duty 23 : Black Ops 7

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Mo, get your mojo back out now. the big mo. Get your mojo before Santa. You must race Santa. Santa. Oh, the big pin and the star pen are beautiful stocking stuffers. You must race me across the world to get these models before I do. But well, watch out cuz I'm a sneaky Santa. Call of Duty Black Ops 7 is an incredible feat by all teams involved. Every aspect of the game is crafted with precision and passion. Like it's squirrel chipmunk. With Call of Duty Black Ops 7, Fortnite will never be the same because now Fortnite is like Black Ops 7. >> We have the enemy exactly where we want them. We got them back at the login screen on Black Ops 6. Fall 37 innovates by innovating largely. The game is deep. The story line is emotional. Black Ops 2 is largely regarded as the pinnacle of Call of Duty. It is. Black Ops 7 is the first Call of Duty to feature guns as a mechanic. We're also expanding on >> that was a dead body. It's a skill-based game. It's a skill-based game. The game is good. Like Black Ops 2. Gotcha. I didn't even couldn't even see you. Black Ops 2 was memorable. Black Ops 2 should win game of the year. This Oh, Black Ops 7 minus Black Ops 2 equals Black Ops 9, which I never played. The perk system has never mattered. Let me reload. It takes like an hour here. Take this for a second. Black Ops 2 was notable for its realism. Hey, >> eliminated. >> We'll have 30 new weapons available at launch. I'm only going to use one. Yeah. >> Oh, you can do that. Okay, now I see what you do. You go. B, >> you're falling behind. Black Ops, >> don't call me Black Ops. My name is Battlefield 6. There's nobody there. We claim the lead. Oh my god. This is my moment. Look at this. Four dudes just standing on top of each other. This is my time to shine. This is my moment. Look at that. >> I didn't get a single kill. Black Ops 7 makes Black Ops 2 look like Black Ops 4. Peekaboo. The game is extremely fair. Introducing omni movement. What? Introducing mono movement. Only move in one direction. >> Incoming. >> That's a skewer. >> Oh. >> Now entering the ring, standing 6'3, weighing over 270 lbs. The Undertaker. Black Ops 7 marks a clear downturn for the franchise. Oftent times feeling desperately out of touch. The game play is highly explosive. What I mean by that is that there are hundreds of explosions every second of game play. Bye. Double kill. Let me get this. Let me get another chance. Black Ops explosions. The vehicles of Black Ops 7 are more realistic than the realism of real life. Get out of my way before I die. Sometimes the game will launch. Frag out. Throwing secondary fray. Flashbang out. Now firing first missile. One of seven missiles fired. Now equipping grenade launcher. Equipping a second of 18 grenade launchers. 10th grenade out. What is that? 11th grenade out. Secondary grenade online. Oh, come on. Grenade launcher? Really? Another skillbased kill by this guy. Thank you. Choo choo. Get on board, gamers, for the exciting conclusion of Black Ops 7, new technology. Brain blast. What if I just stand next to the thing and they'll think that I'm the They won't know the difference. >> Steal sniper. They call me the trickster and he just got tricked. Trickster trick. Almost ready. >> THAT ENDS NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, no more tricks. Trickster trick. Trickster trick. Trick trickster trick. Trickster tricks trick. You just fell for my trick. Tricky trick with Call of Duty Black Ops 7. Call of Duty has gone back to Black Ops 7 for the first time. If you want to explain this to the board, turn this around. >> Black Ops 7 shouldn't work, and it doesn't work. This is where the people who make the game work. With Black Ops 7, we wanted the maps to be like this now, so you can see where everybody's camping. See, >> some people call me the Steven Spielberg of Black Ops 7. >> Others refer to me as the trickster. >> Stay tight. We're in the lead. Let's set up another one of my tricksters traps cuz I'm >> cuz I'm such a funny guy. >> Enemy with syntax. >> Have fun. >> Black Ops 7 is an experience unlike any other. >> The game is almost identical to Black Ops 6, which is a good thing. >> Black Ops 6 represented a new pinnacle for the COD franchise because I couldn't get it to run. Frack, get down. No. >> What's drill grenade? Oh, look at that. No, that's all wrong. The foliage should not be moving that fast underwater. No, this game is unplayable. Echo, echo. >> Wait, it landed up there. >> Wait, I'm slick for that. It's like I've died and gone to heaven and the only game you can play there is Black Ops 7 and I realize I'm not in heaven after all. >> Get a back. >> Lost B. >> Going to gun. >> What were you using before? Full auto shotgun. Is that a typo? Black Ops 78. It's innovative. This is what we call a black eye. The game is extremely fun. The guns are extremely balanced. Players have never been happier to be killed like this. It's like NASCAR. Ready for delivery. >> Show me the money. The gun is balanced by a high recoil and short range. >> From across the entire world, you trick or trick. Trick is slick. >> >> Black Ops 7 represents a new paradigm. Black Ops 7 had seven guns to play. The omni movement system moved me to tears. The omni movement system has failed you. I got this out of a care package. I just killed that man all the way from Black Ops 3. The gun is balanced by a high recoil and short range. >> With Black Ops 7, you can shoot seven men. Black Ops 7 is a return to a return to GameStop. The kill streak system has been revamped. The low cap actors were forced to create weapons for the game to cut costs. Out of ammo, old reliable delivery. >> This gun isn't funny enough for you on my mind. >> Stay tight. We're in the lead. I don't care if actors did a bad job. >> That was exactly my plan. >> Another day, another masterpiece. >>

Summary

The video is a chaotic and humorous montage of commentary on Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, blending exaggerated praise, satirical critiques, and references to previous Call of Duty titles, ultimately portraying the game as a high-energy, skill-based experience with innovative mechanics like omni movement and a revamped kill streak system.

Key Points

  • The video presents a mix of genuine excitement and satirical commentary about Call of Duty: Black Ops 7.
  • It highlights new features such as omni movement, a revamped kill streak system, and 30 new weapons at launch.
  • The game is described as a return to form for the franchise, with comparisons to Black Ops 2 and Black Ops 6.
  • There's emphasis on skill-based gameplay, balanced guns, and emotional storytelling.
  • The commentary includes humorous elements like references to Santa, the Undertaker, and the 'trickster' character.
  • It critiques aspects like realism, physics, and game performance, suggesting both strengths and weaknesses.
  • The video uses rapid-fire dialogue and sound effects to simulate intense gameplay moments.
  • It references other games like Fortnite and Battlefield, suggesting cross-franchise influence.
  • The tone shifts between serious praise and absurd humor, reflecting fan enthusiasm and skepticism.

Key Takeaways

  • Black Ops 7 introduces innovative mechanics like omni movement and a redesigned kill streak system.
  • The game emphasizes skill-based gameplay with balanced weapons and a focus on player ability.
  • Players should expect a mix of emotional storytelling, high-intensity action, and strategic depth.
  • The game builds on the legacy of previous titles while introducing new features to refresh the franchise.
  • Viewers should be prepared for both high-energy gameplay and humorous, exaggerated commentary.

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