Where Winds Meet

Today I am playing where wins Meet. >> Stop. >> This is a heavily hyped game. Gamers are saying this is the greatest game since Arc Raiders. >> Jung, you slew your own father and stole the chain. >> All right. Well, we know the story line now. Oh. Don't worry. I got this. I got this. All right. I didn't hit the button either time. I don't think you can fail the QTE. >> I'm not going to hit the button. I don't care. They're here. >> You don't have to even hit the buttons. You'll just win no matter what. What's the point? >> Press A to leap. Nah, it'll just leap for me. This is less advanced than Shenmue that came out 80 years ago. >> 9 million players in 2 weeks. >> In Shenmue, you could fail the QDES and it was insanely funny when you failed them. >> You think you GOT ME, HUH? HEY, HEY, HEY, take that. You looking for some of this. >> Void Kong. Oh no. Void King. I'm not playing good games. Dark Souls camera works like Dark Souls. Okay, watch out. I'm exiting stroll mode. I'm whooping this guy. Nice to meet you. Windy. Danger, huh? >> Wait, what? Wait, that's the That's the lamest way. What? >> This baby is from PS3. Now I can play as an elegant woman or a more realistic woman. I like the more realistic type women cuz they're like covered in blood and stuff and are more badass. Wait, I can I can record my voice to generate a character based on that voice. I am a realistic woman ninja. This is going to be such a compelling character. Crystal gentle fresh. Your voice is like pure water beyond worldly bounds. The true nature gleams. Oh, it doesn't put your voice in the game. It just makes the character look like your voice. So, this is like this is what my voice looks like. I see >> Jablongi. >> You said there was a man in black. >> Forget it. >> Like, just a dream. These fake AAA games are like they're only AAA for like the first three or four minutes is a new trick I see games do now. >> That looks so cool. Show me. Show me. >> Sharp and heavy. You could hurt yourself. >> No, just let me hold it just once, please. >> All right, >> we don't get to play this game. >> I'm telling Auntie Han and you won't get to go to the first jar banquet. If I miss the first jar banquet, I will never play this game again. Open this chest. Nice. Riders's gilded mask. Five echo jade. 800 coins. 800 XP. Exploration map. Ritual crown. Equip. I've leveled up 1,700 times. >> I'm not talking to you. >> Yeah, you did. Now, every Chinese game has bamboo. Can you cut the bamboo in this game? >> Didn't we say we buy the story? >> Nope. You could. Wait. Yes, you can. Look at that. I mean, now the physics. I don't know about the physics on it, but I mean, you can cut him down. That's nice. Okay, I like that. I like the jumping. >> Where are you going? >> I'm trying to have fun before I have to do 700 quests for brand spokesperson Will Smith. >> There's no man in black. >> I like the jumping part of the game the most so far. >> Don't jump. >> Sorry, I won't jump anymore. Okay, I'm getting conflicting instructions. >> You can do that. >> I didn't press anything. doing too. >> This game just beats the game for you. >> Sure you can, Heroine Ruby. But we need to head to the general shrine today. Next time. >> The birds are so pretty. >> What was that? >> Wait, that bird had 2,000 golden coins. I have 307 fish. >> Yahoo! Mr. Archer Guy. He's totally ignoring us. He's not Mr. Archer Guy. He's the mysterious man. The name spawn just Oh, that's not as cool of a name. Archery tips. >> Archery tips. >> Arrow tip. This is my first time passing on still waters. Shall we shoot at the birds by the cliff together so I can observe its efficacy? >> We already saw its efficacy. >> Fire away. 9 million players in two weeks. >> Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. Head shot. This guy has like 10 arrows coming out of his head. He's still going. Now I can finish him off now that he has the 10th arrow. There we go. Now I got you. Whoa. What's that bird? WHAT IS THAT BIRD? WHAT? The birds in this are worse than those ones in Arc Raiders. Okay, there. GOTCHA. >> The bear seems to know martial arts. >> Kuma, press the comprehend button at the right time when the golden rings appear over the bear doing karate moves. The cat just going. That dude riding a horse just right past the bear. What am I? WHAT? OH NO, HE KILLED HIM. OH, I MASTERED the art of Tai Chi by looking at a bear for like one second. Bear, I'm going to throw Tai Chi at you. Whoa. I need to get to the general shrine. >> 9 million players in two weeks. >> Wait, can you climb trees? Oh, look at this. Look at this. I'm climbing up a Here we go. Okay. I ran out of stamina. >> So mysterious. >> You're supposed to say so mystical. Hey, who's this guy? Hello. >> Watch yourself. >> Okay, there's somebody riding a horse. Oh, he doesn't care. Yeah, I learned this from looking at a bear. Wind sense. Oh, this is why it's called beyond two winds. What was it called? The frogs are really big in this game. Like it. Who is this man? He's like observing the frog. Oh, to learn his techniques. I see. Think I can break these pets? 9 million players in two weeks. >> She the boatman. He's a highly respected NPC in this game. I'm going to throw him. Wait, I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM. Oh no, there's a witness. You didn't see nothing. You didn't see nothing. No, no, no, no. Go over there and die. >> Poor fellow. If I could, I'd help him for sure. >> Child, please. You've got to help me save my grandson. >> THEY WENT TO THE TEMPLE UP ON that mountain. No, wait. No, they they went the other way. >> Stop with the questions, young wanderer. >> I asked one question. >> She's clearly shaken and can't remember everything clearly. >> But it's a grandpa, not a grandma. Was this character supposed to be a grandma and they forgot that they changed it? >> 9 million players in 2 weeks. >> Wait a minute. You can't cut these down anymore. They took it out of the game. They're losing me. They're losing their best customer. I'm going to shoot this insanely realistic bird. Where did it just flew through a roof? >> What are you doing? >> Killing. OUCH. What just happened to the camera? Take death. You must return to the battle area. He He I'm just following where he is. Why am I I'm fighting him over here. 9 million players in two weeks. >> Young man, have you ever seen a procession with sacred scripture? >> I asked the ladder talking to me. It's time to go AAA. Oh man, this is a really, really, really AAA one. Look how slow this is. Look at how our swords clip through the wall. That's not as AAA. Oh, now I see what they did. This is how they trick people into playing this game. They put horse boss. Oh, he can jump, too. Boing boing. That's how they got the 9 million. the ending cut scenes. They're on to me. Oh, I laugh, but I will have my revenge. >> What's this? >> This is how they trick little kids into spending money on this stupid game. >> Huh? There are some other things, but I don't have to buy them. >> Oh. Oh my goodness. They're actually teaching children like a valuable life lesson in this game. They're saying, "Look, kids, you don't got to buy the battle pass to have fun. >> Go on, buy it." >> Never, man. >>