Wario Wonderworld
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Happy new year, Xbox. Welcome to Wario World. Welcome to Wario World, Xbox. New year, new me. This year, I'm only playing new games like Wario World, which just came out 430 years ago. Yo yo yo yo. Had to delete my file for Barnard to make space for Mario on the memory card. Three green, one red book to choose from. Xbox. You win some, you lose some. Bar, open the first book. That one has the best illustrations. >> Oh boy. Uncharted ripped that off. Long ago, there was an evil black jewel that fed on the wishes of people, turning their desires into power. Happy Christmas, Xbox. Can you make me a new Crackdown 3? It's me, Usher. But Usher would never be satisfied with the final product of Crackdown 3. And it haunted him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, in Wario's castle, Wario was laughing at nothing for hours. But then the entire Wario kingdom collapsed because he built the entire palace out of one slice of craft macaroni cheese like it's stupidest Wario ever. and the alien jewel escaped out of there because um this is all links back to what Usha was saying. And that's when Wario came up with an incredible idea to punch dinosaur in the head for money. Oh no, Wario's hungry. He's going for the birdies, dude. Who's doing the music on this? Tony saxophony. Hit that button, Wario. Collect treasures to activate games to transfer to your Game Boy Advance. Okay, does that still work? Make a Xbox. >> Wario. Hi. I've been waiting for you. I'm one of the spritlings of the forest. I have really bad news. When Usher 3 wished for a new Crackdown 2 on Xbox One, it released every dinosaur from the Jurassic dimension. If you want to survive, press the A button to jump and B button to punch. I have to survive. I got the golden snitch. Take this you dinosaurs from off of Wario. Batman. What killed all the dinosaurs off? Wario in Wario world. He killed every one of them off in hand to hand combat. Oh, Wario's ring. It reminds me of the red ring of death. Thank you, Xbox, for all the crackdowns over the years. All right, I'm going to measure Wario's feet for a new pair of shoes. Wario, if you pick up that treasure, it'll wipe out an entire continent. You're all dead now, Wario, because of your greed. Wonderful. What in the world is this? Don't you love garlic? Delicious garlic restores health. Sell me garlic. Hoping you're having a wonderful 2013. I am garlic man. Thanks to you. Could it be the legendary crystal of Atlantis? You need these to meet the bosses. This is the pause music. Xbox, give me the crackdown. Garlic man, eat this dinosaur for food. Oh, look at this bunny spring ride. Wario loves this. Wario, are you using B correctly? I'm pressing it with my nose if that's what you're asking. I'm sorry, Triceratops. I have to extinct you for one gold. >> Get out of here, >> Wario. Eat the garlic. Okay. >> Dinosaurs were some of the most majestic creatures in the dinosaur kingdom. Time to use my seismic slam. >> Hey, put him down. He's only killed 300 dinosaurs so far. The terror known as Lizard Man has revealed itself. Beware of the evil Blizzard Man. Round one begin. Where'd he go? And I need you to open the door. What are we doing with this? Is this the New Year's orb? Happy New Year's orb. Use the glue globes on the walls up ahead. Oh, these aren't orbs. These are glue globes. I'm sorry, you guys. Excuse me. Out of my way. Dinosaur. They're my best. Out of the way. Happy. >> Oh. Oh my god. That was a good safe. These pterodactyls are almost as purple as Wario's pants, but not quite as purple as not to diminish the uh the power of Wario as a character. Spooktastic manner. Oh no. Oh, that's too scary for me. Turn this all bone hand door. Put me down. Foolish hand door. Take that and I win. And he has more help. Ow. Don't shoot my butt. Stop. Let me warriio go. Stop shooting guns at me. You door. Oh my god. Why is this door 700 times stronger than lizard? Oh my god. I have not been this mad at a door since Pete Door's top 10 games of all time concluded with Crackdown 3 as the number one game of all time. It's okay. I have 4,000 money from killing a trillion dinosaurs every second. Wow. The Holy Grail. I have seven of these now. Oh, look. The haunted variant of the glue orb. Wow. You were never supposed to access this zone. Wait, maybe you were. This game is like a Jurassic and garlicky concoction of dinosaurbased puzzles and combat. Oh no. What's going to happen here? These things are going to kill me. No, no, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh. What is this platforming? How am I winning this? How am I winning this? Oh my god, this is ridiculous. What am I looking at? What am I playing? I play too many games that I actually beat this. Come on, W. Come on, W. Come on, W. Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Yeah. Go that one. Stop laughing at me, you clowns. I'm not the funny one you are. Because I take this game very seriously. That's why everybody's always laughing at me. An electric clown fence is blocking the road ahead. The strongest enemies in this game is like fences and doors. What's this? Wa. Can I get a purple glue glove with a man's face printed onto it? Thank you. You can throw him at the chicken bowling pin. What is going on with this? No way. Is this going to work? It worked. Weak. Oh no. How about this? Let me say this. There you go. There you go. There you go. That's the way to do it. Oh, that didn't work. Okay. You got to use the momentum of the ball. I see. Okay. That really didn't work. Check me out on this. That's so late. I was so late. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. Oh, too early. This is me. That That sucked. Okay. Got to do just right. Ah, that's do nothing. Come on, Bobby. Come on. Boom. Too early. >> Maybe if I punch this arrow. Excellent. Nothing. You just got to jump there. Woo! That's what I'm talking about. Wasn't this an enemy from Elden Ring? Wasn't this an enemy from Elden Ring? >> Lizard Woman. >> She rides the wind freely, singing her wind songs. Oh, he's going to PICK HER UP. OH, GOT HER. Here we go. Yeah. GET OUT OF HERE. WOW. OH MY GOD. >> OH my god. Kill. >> Time to die. His fate is to live with the pain of countless regrets. NO WAY. >> OKAY, punch the seagull down. Wait for the flamethrower to turn off. Okay, now's my chance. Here we go. Damn it. >>
Summary
The video is a chaotic, humorous gameplay commentary on 'Wario World,' where the player navigates a surreal, dinosaur-filled adventure filled with absurd puzzles, combat, and pop culture references, all while dealing with broken mechanics and bizarre game logic.
Key Points
- The video features gameplay from a fictional game called 'Wario World,' where Wario must fight dinosaurs and solve puzzles to survive.
- The player encounters various absurd elements like garlic-powered health, dinosaur extinction, and a haunted glue orb zone.
- There are numerous pop culture references, including Usher, Crackdown 3, Elden Ring, Batman, and Tony Saxophony.
- Gameplay includes platforming, combat, and puzzle-solving with mechanics like throwing objects, using glue globes, and jumping on enemies.
- The player expresses frustration with broken game physics, confusing controls, and overly difficult doors and enemies.
- The narrative involves a corrupted wish that released dinosaurs, a magical alien jewel, and a quest to stop Lizard Man and Blizzard Man.
- The game combines elements of Jurassic Park, garlic-themed mechanics, and a surreal, comedic tone.
- The player uses a mix of humor and exasperation to describe the game's illogical design and poor execution.
- The video ends with the player attempting to defeat a seagull using a flamethrower, highlighting the game's chaotic nature.
Key Takeaways
- Game design should prioritize logical mechanics and player feedback to avoid frustration.
- Humor and absurdity can enhance gameplay but should not override core functionality.
- Players should be cautious of games with broken physics or unclear objectives.
- Pop culture references can add entertainment but may distract from core gameplay if overused.
- Testing game mechanics thoroughly helps prevent illogical or broken interactions.