Juice Galaxy

It Game Jam 2026. Click the link in the description for more info. Today I'm playing Juice Galaxy. Everybody's saying this game is equally as good as Mario Galaxy. It better be. Difficulty. Let's go. Let's go. 1.4678. That's good. That's good for me. The way that I play. >> Wow. Just wow. You are really weird and gross and floppy, too. >> What are you talking about? >> I am Mrs. Slithers. First, a pop quiz starting now. First question. What is juice? >> Uh, okay. I'm playing on Xbox controller and there's no E and Q on the controller. Juice is stupid. >> Wrong answer. Prepare to die. >> I know I should have set the difficulty to 1.1773. >> Wow. Just wow. Um, >> like a little chicken guy. >> Welcome to Juice School. I am Mrs. Slithers. >> Juice is everything. >> Juice is everything. >> That's what I said. >> Why are you here? >> Just to chill. >> Wrong answer. Prepare to die. >> No. >> Wow. Just >> I'm out of here. I'm leaving. >> You are really weird and gross and >> Come on, juice head. Jump out the window. >> Oh, okay. Just leave then. That's fine. >> Okay, that's good. Recess is always so much fun. There is a really neat toy on top of the building over there. Wee. Okay, I'm in like a rainbow dimension. >> What are you doing up there? I can hear your little feet >> now. Swing it at me. It's okay. I do this all the time. Okay, this guy wants me to hit him with this weapon I found. Oh, like this. Okay, here we go. Oh, that's fun. Just kind of whack them like that. Wow, those are some good hits. Whack. Ah, you got me good. Good thing there aren't any vampires around. Or they try to steal my juice. Just kidding. Vampires don't exist. Oh, I don't feel so good. Revenge. >> Wrong answer. Prepare to die. >> No. No. No. No. No. Man, I do suck. >> Wow. Just wow. >> You're stupid. >> Prepare to die. >> No. >> Oh, okay. Just leave then. I said to stay away from that thing. It cannot be opened. Recess is over. >> It can be open. Look. >> Just hold Q. >> Student. Back away from the door. Do not cross the threshold. >> I'm going through the door. Wee. >> Worst student ever. >> It is like Mario Galaxy. Now, who's this guy? Okay, this is like the uh this is how you upgrade. I need juice. Oh. Oh, I've I've summoned Skellyy. Take this. It's kind of like Dark Souls where you can go you can go straight into the graveyard and just farm some skeletons right away. This is the iconic character Sy. Hey, what's up? I'm Sy from Banjo Kazouie. Siny, can you be killed? I don't think so. How about Mr. Fox? Can he be killed? He can be killed. I think he gets bigger every time I hit him. He was not this He was not this big before. He definitely got bigger. Mr. Fox, please don't seek revenge on me. You got way too big. Oh, there is cars now. Oh no, I just ate the car. What is this yellow guy? Oh, he landed on me. Die. And that's how you get the bubble wand like animal will. Yeah. Boom. Oh, dragon. Kind of like dragon quest. OH, WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT? What's this? What's this thing? That's a level zero polyb block. Yeah. OH NO, HE KILLED ME. I think you keep your juice though when you die. Let's uh let's get arm power. There we go. Wow. You got big bounces in this game. Look at that. That's a big bounce inventory. How do I equip? Oh, there we go. There's my new sword. Oh, this is cool. Look at that. All right, I'm switching to the car. Activate the car. Oh, Q. Oh, you can drive the car. I remember in Saints R one when you went into the car, it like deactivated your character's hair. This game kind of takes it one step further. When you enter the car, it just your entire character just disappears. Let's try out the map. The game actually tells you to monster level in real time. Right now, we're in a 3.76 monster level area. The mop in this game is not as powerful as the one in Soulcalibur 2. >> That's a level 80 Woozy. The woof. If that thing touches me, I'm dead. Think I beat the game. >> Well, well, well. Look what the cat dr. You finally found me. Congratulations. Time to die. Time to die. This is the creator. He can create enemies at will. No, not his tornado blast. Not this tornado blast. No. No. No. No. No. Okay, I dodged it. I dodged it. When he goes for his tornado, then you just start bouncing like this. Boom. Big sword hit. Big sword hit. Sword does a lot of damage. Okay. But he just kind of fell over, I guess. Okay. Okay. This is a good This is a really good battle. Okay, I beat him. >> You can't face me. >> I already killed you. You already did. >> Come back in 10,000 years. >> All right. I'll come back in 10,000 years. How does the climbing in this game work? All right, this is uh we got to remember I played Death Stranding. So I I can Oh, dang it. No, it's kind of like Metroid Prime 4. That's a level 10 Lord Snuggles approaching me. These bullets are just bouncing off his head. Seek out Hogan the juicemith. Hey, brother. I got to shoot this thing. OH. OH, A WORM FLEW OUT. Fleech has entered the battle. Fleech down. Fleech down. I keep eating my car on accident. Come on, car. Come on, car. Yeah, I drove right out of the beehive. Nice. All right, eat the car in midair. Nice. That thing just got sent to a different game. Where does Hogan reside? Everything in this game looks like a Play-Doh world. Hold on. A yeah, best driver ever. Oh no, he's trying to eat me. He's trying to suck me in with a seismic sip. No, no, no, >> no. He's eating me. He's eating me. But it's not working. Okay, I'm just going to shoot him with this thing, I guess. >> See you. >> Goodbye, Dracula. >> Goodbye. >> Goodbye. See you next time. >> Goodbye. >> Bye. I'll see you later. >> Greetings, Weekly. >> There's a new enemy. >> I am Tony the >> Tony is in this. >> Prepare yourself to be crushed under the weight of my powerful feet. >> Oh yeah, Tony. You Oh. Oh, he's turning into a Oh my god, Tony. What the heck? That's it. Tony, watch out for my pineapple gun. >> Bow down before your totalitarian master. My toes. Let's go for the toe battle. >> Oh, dang. Dang. >> Surrender or face defeat. Toes. >> Oh, get it. Defeat. Get it. >> Tony. God damn. Who is this? Tony's uncle. I got to say this game is not like Mario Galaxy that much, but it is kind of like Elden Ring. Keep your eyes peeled for the Hogan's Gate. It's got to be around here somewhere. Oh no, TONY. NO, NOT TONY AGAIN. WHERE DID HE EVEN come from? The Hogan's gate. I found it. Get this thing big. All right, Tony. Now, where you at? Huh? Where you at, Tone? All of a sudden, you can never find Tony. That's interesting. >> I am Tony. >> Tony, you're being eaten by four worms actually right now. >> All right, Tony, you're dead. >> Oh, stuck my toe. My toes shall dance again. It's just begun. >> Tony, why do you taste like leftover Spaghettiio? >> If we keep blowing bubbles, we don't all get killed. >> What's that? What did he say? Hello, bubble people. >> Hi there. There's no troubles when you're blowing bubbles. >> That's true. That's true. There is no troubles when you're blowing bubbles. Except if you're battling the creator. I actually died many times during that boss and I was b I was blowing bubbles the whole time. >> And just remember not to pop any of our bubbles. They work so hard. I'm going to pop one of the bubbles just to see what happens. >> Okay, I heard a bubble burst. Pop. >> Oh no, we only got a certain go for like seven more bubbles. >> I'm popping all of them. I don't care. I don't care. It's funny. It's funny to me. >> Why are you Oh, that's the Grand Bubble Elder. My bad. >> Four more bubbles. You're going to be in big trouble. >> That means I can pop three more and not get into any trouble. >> You better not pop three more bubbles. >> I won't. I won't. >> You better not pop two more bubbles. I'm not I'm not gonna pop. >> Should I pop the final bubble? Should I do it? I'mma do it. >> What happened? How you going to send me to mind?